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Drive carefully...

Drive carefully. 90% of the people on the road are caused by accident.

Категория: Roads and Driving (Дороги и вождение)

• Jones is driving past the state mental hospital...
• What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
• Who has the right of way when four cars approach...
• A passenger announcement.
• A truck driver breaks down and...

• A man is driving down the freeway...
• Why are guys faster than girls?
• BMW thinks of everything
• A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
• When asked for her occupation...