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Freudian Slip

Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says: "Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudian slips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night. I was eating dinner with my mother, and I meant to say, "please pass the salt," but instead I said, "You god damn bitch, you ruined my life."

Категория: Medicine (Медицина)

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