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I was shopping at our local supermarket...

I was shopping at our local supermarket. When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead of me. As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her, "Paper or plastic?" "It doesn't matter," she replied, "I'm bisacksual."

Категория: Blondes (Блондинки)

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