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Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...

Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?"

"Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup."

"What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

"Well," confessed Ray, "I admit its a lousy excuse. But, if I don't want to loan you my axe, one excuse is as good as another."

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