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Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks...

Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, honey, God is both male and female." This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." This further confuses him so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this Little Johnny?’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Mom, is God Michael Jackson?"

Категория: Celebrities (Знаменитости); Children (Дети); Religion and Church (Религия и церковь)

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