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A girl called the police department and reported that...

A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answered the phone, asked, "When did this happen?" She replied, "Last week." The police then asked, "Why did you wait until now to report it?" Well," she said. "I didn't know that I was assaulted until the check bounced."

Категория: Situations (Ситуации)

• There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...
• How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
• In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...
• An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea...
• Communication problem

• An unfortunate coincidence
• It's dark in here
• During WW II an American soldier...
• ...And I will do anything for love.
• One day a lady went to the doctors office