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The barber was finishing a haircut...

The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one day and started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion' around his ears when the customer yelled, "Don't put that crap on me! My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!"

Another customer who was waiting replied, "Hey John, you can put the 'Aftershave Lotion' on me... My wife has never been in a French Whorehouse!"

Then the fun began...

Категория: Situations (Ситуации)

• Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...
• Fluffy died
• A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss...
• A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...
• The golf course

• An unfortunate coincidence
• It's dark in here
• During WW II an American soldier...
• ...And I will do anything for love.
• One day a lady went to the doctors office