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The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train tickets to go see the Steelers game this weekend. Ted says yea and kinda looked a little funny. John said is there anything wrong? Ted said naw, everythings OK. They take a few more sips of beer and Ted ask John if he had ever embarrassed himself by saying something he didn?t mean to say. John said sure, it happens to everyone. Ted said there?s a name for that isn?t there...you know, where you accidently use the wrong words when you are trying to say something. Yea, says John, it?s called a Freudian slip. Yea, thats it said Ted, I couldn?t think of the word. Why are you asking said John? Well, yesterday I went to the train station to get the train tickets for Pittsburg, and the girl selling tickets has this incredible set of jugs. I pulled out the money and laid it on the counter and asked her to give me two pickets to Titsburg and then had to embarrassingly say I mean two tickets to Pittsburg. God, it just embarressed the shit out of me. You ever done anything that stupid? ?¬ Funny you would ask?®, said John. Just this morning my wife and I...gosh, I guess we?ve been married going on 23 years now..., were having breakfast. I was reading the paper and drinking my coffie. I meant to say, ?¬dear, would you please pass me the sugar?®,but instead I said, 'You fucking bitch, you?ve ruined my life.'"
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