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Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss

Best Analogies Ever Written

From one of Tom Clancy books...

Who's got long blonde hair and big tits...

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle...

So you're writing a down-to-earth story?

What is green and purple and wants revenge?

What was Moby Dick's father's name?

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

Why does Peter Pan Fly?

How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours

A bowlegged man