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Alcohol as a substitute for a woman

One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...

Out All Night Drinking

A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...

A man in a state of excessive inebriation...

Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...

A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...

A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...

On a very cold night...

In comparision

I cannot find a cause for your illness...

Kick-ass sermon

The sex talk

Hungry Snake

The first time in the gay bar

An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...

5 drinks

Not a foot

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar...

A real calamity

Lost all my luggage

A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...

This guys is sitting at the end of a bar...

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out...

Sign of drinking problem

The Eighteen Bottles

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...

An offense

A push

Two friends were out drinking...

Warning labels

How can you tell?

Drunk walks into elevator...

A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...

What is a breathanalyzer?

Drunk

Drinking problem

Two drunks walk into a bar...

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...

Clearing it

The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test...

After a long pubcrawl...

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...

What to do

Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...

There was a drunk man walking down the street turning...

A horrible tragedy

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...