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Alcohol as a substitute for a woman

Out All Night Drinking

One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...

A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...

Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...

A man in a state of excessive inebriation...

A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head...

A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...

In comparision

On a very cold night...

I cannot find a cause for your illness...

An offense

Hungry Snake

5 drinks

Kick-ass sermon

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar...

The sex talk

An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...

The first time in the gay bar

This guys is sitting at the end of a bar...

A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...

Not a foot

Two drunks walk into a bar...

A real calamity

A push

The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test...

The Eighteen Bottles

Lost all my luggage

Sign of drinking problem

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out...

How can you tell?

A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...

Drunk walks into elevator...

Warning labels

At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...

Two friends were out drinking...

Drunk

Drinking problem

What is a breathanalyzer?

After a long pubcrawl...

A rather novel way to...

A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...

A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...

A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...

Clearing it

What to do

Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...

A horrible tragedy

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...