Music (Музыка) — в порядке популярности:

What do you call a musician without a significant other?

A jazz chord

Better than Sex

Grave music

What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull??

Last Request

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?

Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...

What's a accordion good for?

A certain young lady named Rowell...

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Proffessional Terms II

I wrote it!

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

Why are girls like pianos?

A secretary...

What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?

What's Britney Spears' next career goal?

Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?

Dictionary of Musical Terms

What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle...

Proctology findings

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers...

What's the least-used sentence in the English language?

So the new conductor addresses the orchestra...

Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting...

What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?

What do you call a guy who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't?