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Music (Музыка) — в порядке популярности:
 A jazz chord
A secretary...
Better than Sex
Grave music
What do you call a musician without a significant other?
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
Why are girls like pianos?
What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull??
What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
A certain young lady named Rowell...
Last Request
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
Dictionary of Musical Terms
I wrote it!
Proffessional Terms II
What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?
What's a accordion good for?
Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting...
What's Britney Spears' next career goal?
Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
Proctology findings
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle...
What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?
What do you call a guy who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't?
A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers...
So the new conductor addresses the orchestra...
What's the least-used sentence in the English language?
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
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