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Music (Музыка) — в порядке популярности:

What do you call a musician without a significant other?

Better than Sex

A jazz chord

Grave music

What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull??

Last Request

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?

Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...

What's a accordion good for?

A certain young lady named Rowell...

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Proffessional Terms II

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?

I wrote it!

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

A secretary...

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

Why are girls like pianos?

What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?

What's Britney Spears' next career goal?

Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?

Dictionary of Musical Terms

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle...

What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?

Proctology findings

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers...

So the new conductor addresses the orchestra...

What's the least-used sentence in the English language?

Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting...

What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?

What do you call a guy who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't?