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Music (Музыка) — в порядке популярности:
 A jazz chord
Better than Sex
What do you call a musician without a significant other?
Grave music
A secretary...
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
Why are girls like pianos?
What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull??
A certain young lady named Rowell...
Last Request
What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
I wrote it!
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
Proffessional Terms II
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...
What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?
What's a accordion good for?
Dictionary of Musical Terms
What's Britney Spears' next career goal?
What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?
Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting...
Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
Proctology findings
What do you call a guy who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't?
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle...
So the new conductor addresses the orchestra...
A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers...
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
What's the least-used sentence in the English language?
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