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Music (Музыка) — в порядке популярности:
 What do you call a musician without a significant other?
A jazz chord
Better than Sex
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Last Request
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Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...
A certain young lady named Rowell...
What's a accordion good for?
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Proffessional Terms II
I wrote it!
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A secretary...
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Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
Dictionary of Musical Terms
What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle...
Proctology findings
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A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers...
So the new conductor addresses the orchestra...
What's the least-used sentence in the English language?
Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting...
What do you call a guy who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't?
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
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