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Music (Музыка) — в порядке популярности:

Grave music

What do you call a musician without a significant other?

A jazz chord

Better than Sex

What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull??

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?

Last Request

Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...

A certain young lady named Rowell...

A secretary...

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?

What's a accordion good for?

Proffessional Terms II

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

I wrote it!

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

Why are girls like pianos?

What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?

What's Britney Spears' next career goal?

Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?

Dictionary of Musical Terms

Proctology findings

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle...

What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?

What's the least-used sentence in the English language?

So the new conductor addresses the orchestra...

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers...

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?

Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting...

What do you call a guy who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't?

What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?