Music (Музыка) — в порядке популярности:

What do you call a musician without a significant other?

A jazz chord

Better than Sex

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Last Request

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Proffessional Terms II

I wrote it!

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A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

Why are girls like pianos?

What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?

A secretary...

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Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?

Dictionary of Musical Terms

What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle...

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A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers...

So the new conductor addresses the orchestra...

What's the least-used sentence in the English language?

Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting...

What do you call a guy who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't?

What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?