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Music (Музыка) — в порядке популярности:

A jazz chord

Grave music

What do you call a musician without a significant other?

Better than Sex

What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull??

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?

Last Request

A certain young lady named Rowell...

Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...

A secretary...

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

I wrote it!

Proffessional Terms II

What's a accordion good for?

Why are girls like pianos?

What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?

What's Britney Spears' next career goal?

Dictionary of Musical Terms

Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?

Proctology findings

Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting...

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle...

What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?

What's the least-used sentence in the English language?

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers...

So the new conductor addresses the orchestra...

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?

What do you call a guy who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't?

What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?