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Music (Музыка) — в порядке популярности:

What do you call a musician without a significant other?

Better than Sex

A jazz chord

Grave music

What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull??

Last Request

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?

What's a accordion good for?

A certain young lady named Rowell...

Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Proffessional Terms II

I wrote it!

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?

Why are girls like pianos?

What's Britney Spears' next career goal?

Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?

Dictionary of Musical Terms

A secretary...

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle...

So the new conductor addresses the orchestra...

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?

Proctology findings

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers...

What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?

What do you call a guy who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't?

What's the least-used sentence in the English language?

What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?

Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting...