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...And I will do anything for love.

This male prostitute contracted leprosy...

Our bright childhood...

Condom Modelling Rejection

Uh-Oh!!

Little Mermaid

Father of my children

A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land...

In jail...

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

A game of golf

Holiday accomodations

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...

A cowboy walked into a barber shop...

Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach...

This male prostitute contracted syphilis...

This man goes into the doctor with his...

Broken leg

On their first night to be together...

Two ears burned

A little girl was walking along a beach in California...

Orgasmic Problems

What's a transvestite?

A young girl sees her father in the shower...

A man says to his wife...

Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...

Paying bills

A man enters a barber shop for a shave...

What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?

This guy walks in to a bathroom...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...

The definition of a phallic symbol

I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...

How did Captain Hook die?

A dentis appointment

Think quality

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...

What's pink and slowly turns red?

It finally dawned

The third wish

Edward walks out of a bar ...

Mirror, mirror

OUCH!

St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven...




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