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...And I will do anything for love.

This male prostitute contracted leprosy...

Uh-Oh!!

Father of my children

Our bright childhood...

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

Condom Modelling Rejection

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

In jail...

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?

A game of golf

Holiday accomodations

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...

This male prostitute contracted syphilis...

A cowboy walked into a barber shop...

This man goes into the doctor with his...

Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...

A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land...

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach...

Two ears burned

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...

A young girl sees her father in the shower...

What's a transvestite?

Broken leg

A little girl was walking along a beach in California...

Orgasmic Problems

On their first night to be together...

Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...

A man enters a barber shop for a shave...

I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...

What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?

A dentis appointment

A man says to his wife...

How did Captain Hook die?

Think quality

What's pink and slowly turns red?

It finally dawned

Little Mermaid

The third wish

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...

The definition of a phallic symbol

OUCH!

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...

Paying bills

Mirror, mirror

Edward walks out of a bar ...

St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven...

This guy walks in to a bathroom...




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