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...And I will do anything for love.

This male prostitute contracted leprosy...

Uh-Oh!!

Father of my children

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

In jail...

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?

Our bright childhood...

Condom Modelling Rejection

Holiday accomodations

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...

This man goes into the doctor with his...

A game of golf

This male prostitute contracted syphilis...

Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...

A cowboy walked into a barber shop...

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach...

A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land...

Two ears burned

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...

A little girl was walking along a beach in California...

What's a transvestite?

Orgasmic Problems

Broken leg

On their first night to be together...

A young girl sees her father in the shower...

I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...

Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...

A dentis appointment

A man enters a barber shop for a shave...

It finally dawned

A man says to his wife...

Think quality

What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?

What's pink and slowly turns red?

How did Captain Hook die?

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...

Little Mermaid

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...

OUCH!

The definition of a phallic symbol

Mirror, mirror

Edward walks out of a bar ...

The third wish

Paying bills

St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven...

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...




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