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...And I will do anything for love.

This male prostitute contracted leprosy...

Our bright childhood...

Uh-Oh!!

Condom Modelling Rejection

Father of my children

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

In jail...

A game of golf

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?

Holiday accomodations

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...

This male prostitute contracted syphilis...

Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach...

This man goes into the doctor with his...

A young girl sees her father in the shower...

A cowboy walked into a barber shop...

On their first night to be together...

Broken leg

A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land...

A little girl was walking along a beach in California...

What's a transvestite?

Two ears burned

Paying bills

Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...

Orgasmic Problems

A man enters a barber shop for a shave...

I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...

A man says to his wife...

What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?

Little Mermaid

How did Captain Hook die?

A dentis appointment

The definition of a phallic symbol

Think quality

It finally dawned

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...

What's pink and slowly turns red?

OUCH!

The third wish

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...

Mirror, mirror

This guy walks in to a bathroom...

Edward walks out of a bar ...

St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven...




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