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Religion and Church (Религия и церковь) — в порядке популярности:

A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out...

A man was leaving church one day...

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to...

Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?

A man was driving from New York to San Francisco...

Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies...

The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle...

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy...

The three wise men are out for a stroll when...

Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man...

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?

Divine Right

What's the difference between Jesus and...

Three religious truths

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...

The Road to Heaven

ZHow offensive is that?

Soap dispenser

A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...

The local priest came across Paddy who had...

Is there a God?

The Pope took a philosophy professor...

What causes arthritis?

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness...

The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon...

How can I believe in God when just last week...

Tommy goes into a confessional box and says...

GOD will save me

The Hat

At the first session of a conversion class...

A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached...

When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town...

One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf...

Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?

A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...

An anti-bat spray

What do you call a man that marries another man?

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

The three truths in life

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness...

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope...

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

And Jesus said unto his disciples...

Heaven and smoking

On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily...

A stupid dog

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing...

Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh...