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Some explaining...

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...

A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow...

Free meat

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided...

Jewish fly

A little delusion

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters...

A guy says to a salesgirl...

Two men went to the desert for a vacation...

The dentist was called away from the dinner table to...

Doing the Dishes

A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...

A small mixup

Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving...

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour...

The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage...

Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town...

Spell it

Two guys are out hunting deer...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...

I HAD A BAD DAY

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...

An Unusual Ailment

The third wish

Cop coming upon a young couple making out...

This young lady, a flighty young thing...

Doing the right thing

Ass-corked

A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive...

Gimme some aspirin!

A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...

Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at...

A woman went to the bar with a black eye...

Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses...

Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep...

A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy...

A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder...

Man and a Policeman

How'd you get that black eye?

A construction worker was whistling...

Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater...

Ouch

Kind of awkward

A state-of-the-art watch

This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls...

The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new...

Stolen Car




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