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I was in the restaurant yesterday...

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Категория: Men (Мужчины)

• THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
• One man came to gun shop...
• One of two reasons
• Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
• Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?

• Guyness Quiz
• A fortunate twist of fate
• Men vs. Women
• Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
• This male prostitute contracted leprosy...