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Nearsightedness

I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted. I woke up this morning, she was sucking on the bedpost.

Категория: Sex (Секс)

• A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom...
• A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South...
• An old sailor goes to a brothel...
• A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower...
• A new contraceptive

• Elderly romance
• A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
• Who invented sex
• Beep-beep
• Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...