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Old farmer Johnson was dying...

Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife, "Maude, when I'm dead and gone... I want you to marry farmer Jones." "Oh no, I couldn't marry anyone after you!" Maude replies. "But I want you to, Maude." "But why?" Maude asks. "Because that no good son of a bitch once cheated me in a horse trade!"

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