Шутки

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still...

Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world.

Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know what that meant.

One room and the normal follow up to that. Their first night there she undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks "Why the panties?"

She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning," He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same scenario. She standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday suit; except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom.

She looks at him and asks, "What's with this... a black condom?"

He replies, "I'm going to offer my condolences."

Категория: Sex (Секс)

• Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
• Birth of a Candy Bar
• Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked...
• What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
• Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?

• Elderly romance
• A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
• Who invented sex
• Beep-beep
• Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...