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Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned...

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned to an attendant standing nearby. "This," she said, "I suppose, is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, madam," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."

Категория: Celebrities (Знаменитости); Situations (Ситуации)

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