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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car...

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver--"PULL OVER!"

"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"

Категория: Blondes (Блондинки)

• Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark...
• There was a blonde and a brunette in a car...
• There are three 3rd Grade girls...
• Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
• Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?

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