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The subway car was packed...

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!" "I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket." "Oh really" she spat."then you must have some job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour."

Категория: Travel (Путешествия)

• In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop...
• Scholarly discussion
• The Zen Master is visiting New York City...
• Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami...
• My car

• A caring husband
• Her father was very angry when he heard that his...
• No exit
• Show him your cross
• Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?