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 UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM
UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM                               ____________________University        To: Professor____________________ From:___________________________        I think my grade in your course,___________________, should be       changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:        ______1.    The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did.       ______2.    The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did.       ______3.    This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into:                    ______Medical School          ______Graduate School                   ______Dental School           ______My Fraternity/Sorority                   ______The Mickey Mouse Club   ______Tri County Tech       ______4.    I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in                   _______________.       ______5.    I'll lose my scholarship.       ______6.    I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam.       ______7.    I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used                   did not cover the materisal asked for on the exam.       ______8.    I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every                   little fact.       ______9.    I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams                   asked about general principles.       _____10.    You are prejudiced against:                   ______Males         ______Jews          ______Blacks                   ______Females       ______Catholics     ______Whites                   ______Protestants   ______Moslems       ______Minorities                   ______Chicanos      ______People        ______Students       _____11.    If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or                   at least cut my allowance.       _____12.    I was unable to do well in this course because of the                   following illness:                   ______mono                  ______broken baby finger                   ______acute alcoholism      ______pregnancy                   ______VD                    ______fatherhood       _____13.    You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly                   how you wanted that done.       _____14.    I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.       _____15.    I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.       _____16.    The lectures were:                   ______too detailed to pick out important points                   ______not explained in sufficient detail                   ______too boring                   ______all jokes and not enough material                   ______all of the above       _____17.    This course was:                   ______too early, I was not awake.                   ______at lunchtime, I was hungry                   ______too late, I was tired       _____18.    My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my                   (book, notes, paper) for this course.       _____19.    Other___________________________________________________ 
 
  
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