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There were two people having sex in a car...

There were two people having sex in a car. They finished up and the guy thew the comdom out the window. His girlfriend got mad at him she wanted to go again. So he got out of the car and went to find the condom. He found that a little boy had found it and when he asked for it back the boy refused. "C'mon" he begged, "I'll give u a dollar." "Well," little boy thought, "Okay."

So the little boy ran home. "Mom, you'll never guess what just what just happened! I sold this guy a twinky for a dollar, but I tricked him. I sucked the cream out of it first!"

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