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The newly married man came home from work...

The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, dressed in a negligee.

"Guess what I got planned for dinner?" she asked seductively. "And don't you dare tell me you had it for lunch today."

Категория: Sex (Секс)

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