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What do you call two banana peelings?

What do you call two banana peelings?

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Категория: Food and Drink (Еда и напитки)

• A customer walks into a restaurant and notices...
• If they squeeze olives to get olive oil...
• At a dinner party, one of the guests...
• What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
• What's red and invisible?

• What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
• If they squeeze olives to get olive oil...
• Eat oysters
• Ordering Pizza in 2010
• What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?