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A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night...

A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and shoves an aspirin down his wife's throat. All of a sudden she wakes up and yells, "What the fuck are you doing?" "Just giving you an aspirin for your headache." The bloke answered. "But I ain't got a headache," she yelled back. "Good then, Lets fuck!" said the bloke.

Категория: Sex (Секс); Relationships (Отношения)

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