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A blonde went to the appliance store sale...

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time. A new haircut and new color, a new outfit, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.

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