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A bored woman says to her husband...

A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and you'll get some loving tonite."

The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all replies, "An elephant".

The wife sez "That's close enough!"

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