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A visual joke

(This joke requires the use a small visual. I'll describe the visual first, then as I tell the joke I'll cue you when to use it) Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands also stretched wide open. Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (use visual) HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!

Категория: Blondes (Блондинки)

• A blonde came running home to her mother...
• What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
• Why do blondes drive BMWs?
• I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory...
• Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?

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• What do you call a blonde lesbian?
• What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
• Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
• A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand...