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Better than playing doctor

Drawing God

A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...

Know your numbers

One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny...

One day shortly after the birth of their new baby...

A lost skill

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...

How do you make a gay baby cry?

A young boy came home from school and told his mother...

What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?

In the back woods of Arkansas...

White Hoose

A clear moral

The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game...

One day a teacher was teaching religion...

A little boy and his dad are standing in line...

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance...

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden...

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm...

A small boy was lost, so he went up...

Backward Santa

Earn it hiking

A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...

A little girl and a little boy were at day care...

First grade romance

A real bastard

Once when Mary was young her school...

A failed attempt

How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?

Little Johnny -- being logical

Alphabet

How old am I?

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...

What's the best form of birth control after 50?

A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters...

The Hazards of Kicking the Cat

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate...

Little Johnny is in class. The teacher...

A circumcision

Silly superstition

What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?

A little boy was excited about his first day at school...

Granny's gender

Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...

Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she...

Beautiful -- in a sentence

A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders...

A man was taking his wife...

This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny...