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A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...

A midget walks into the doctors and says...

Gosh, what a pun!

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...

A man walks into a doctor office

What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

A little change

Whats blue and does not fit any more?

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...

Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...

Five penises

Most dentists chairs go up and down...

Pneumonia

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only...

Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...

Life is precious

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...

What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?

Can't remember

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...

A psychology student at a local university...

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...

Hurt my arm

What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?

One day Pete was complaining to his friend...

Saving one of them

Ill man

Just in case

Give me the bad news first...

Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...

A mute was walking down the street one day...

A memory problem

A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...

A Short History of Medicine

From the life of the insane

The doctor took Bill into the room and said...

HEGS

Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...

A man went to the doctor for a check up...

What's a definition of a gynecologist?

There was a costume party at a mental hospital...