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The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...

A girl goes to the doctor...

After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...

A serious condition

How do dentists become brain surgeons?

A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...

Can't remember

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...

Gosh, what a pun!

Pneumonia

Most dentists chairs go up and down...

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...

Five penises

A midget walks into the doctors and says...

Whats blue and does not fit any more?

Saving one of them

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...

What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?

What's a definition of a gynecologist?

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend...

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only...

Proctologists

Just in case

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...

Hurt my arm

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...

Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...

What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...

Give me the bad news first...

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...

What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?

A man walks into a doctor's office with a...

A man went to the doctor for a check up...

Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?

Life is precious

The doctor took Bill into the room and said...

Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...

A memory problem

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

HEGS

A psychology student at a local university...

A mute was walking down the street one day...

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