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Gosh, what a pun!

After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...

Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...

A man walks into a doctor office

A midget walks into the doctors and says...

Five penises

Whats blue and does not fit any more?

A little change

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...

What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

Most dentists chairs go up and down...

A woman visits her physician...

Pneumonia

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...

Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

Life is precious

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only...

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...

Can't remember

Ill man

A psychology student at a local university...

What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...

What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?

Saving one of them

Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?

Hurt my arm

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...

Give me the bad news first...

A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend...

Just in case

From the life of the insane

A memory problem

A mute was walking down the street one day...

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...

A man went to the doctor for a check up...

HEGS

A Short History of Medicine

The doctor took Bill into the room and said...

What's a definition of a gynecologist?

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...

The following statements were found on patient charts...