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Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...

A man walks into a doctor office

A midget walks into the doctors and says...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...

Pneumonia

The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...

Whats blue and does not fit any more?

What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

Five penises

Most dentists chairs go up and down...

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...

After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...

Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head...

A woman visits her physician...

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only...

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...

A psychology student at a local university...

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...

Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...

Life is precious

Can't remember

Saving one of them

What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?

Ill man

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend...

What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?

Hurt my arm

A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...

From the life of the insane

A memory problem

Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...

Give me the bad news first...

A mute was walking down the street one day...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...

A Short History of Medicine

What's a definition of a gynecologist?

Proctologists

HEGS

Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...

A man went to the doctor for a check up...

There was a costume party at a mental hospital...