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What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

A man goes to a psychiatrist...

Most dentists chairs go up and down...

A man walks into a doctor office

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...

A little change

Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head...

A midget walks into the doctors and says...

Whats blue and does not fit any more?

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...

Gosh, what a pun!

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...

Five penises

Pneumonia

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...

Saving one of them

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only...

Can't remember

Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend...

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...

Give me the bad news first...

Just in case

What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...

Hurt my arm

What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...

A man went to the doctor for a check up...

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

Life is precious

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...

A psychology student at a local university...

What's a definition of a gynecologist?

A memory problem

A mute was walking down the street one day...

Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...

Ill man

A Short History of Medicine

HEGS

The doctor took Bill into the room and said...

There was a costume party at a mental hospital...

Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...

A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...