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A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...

A midget walks into the doctors and says...

A man walks into a doctor office

Gosh, what a pun!

What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...

A little change

Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head...

Five penises

Whats blue and does not fit any more?

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...

Most dentists chairs go up and down...

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...

Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...

Pneumonia

A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...

Saving one of them

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only...

A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...

Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...

What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?

What does an elephant use as a vibrator?

Just in case

A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...

Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend...

Hurt my arm

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...

Life is precious

What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?

Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...

A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...

A psychology student at a local university...

Give me the bad news first...

Can't remember

Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?

Ill man

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...

A mute was walking down the street one day...

A Short History of Medicine

A memory problem

From the life of the insane

The doctor took Bill into the room and said...

A man went to the doctor for a check up...

A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...

A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...

What's a definition of a gynecologist?

HEGS

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...

Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...