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Music (Музыка) — в порядке популярности:
 A jazz chord
What do you call a musician without a significant other?
Better than Sex
A secretary...
Grave music
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
Why are girls like pianos?
What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull??
What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
Last Request
A certain young lady named Rowell...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...
I wrote it!
Proffessional Terms II
What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?
Dictionary of Musical Terms
What's a accordion good for?
What's Britney Spears' next career goal?
Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting...
Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
Proctology findings
What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle...
What do you call a guy who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't?
So the new conductor addresses the orchestra...
A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers...
What's the least-used sentence in the English language?
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
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