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Music (Музыка) — в порядке популярности:
 A jazz chord
Better than Sex
What do you call a musician without a significant other?
A secretary...
Grave music
Why are girls like pianos?
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull??
Last Request
A certain young lady named Rowell...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
I wrote it!
Proffessional Terms II
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What's Britney Spears' next career goal?
Dictionary of Musical Terms
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...
What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?
What's a accordion good for?
What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?
Proctology findings
Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
So the new conductor addresses the orchestra...
What do you call a guy who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't?
Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting...
A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers...
What's the least-used sentence in the English language?
A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle...
What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
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