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Music (Музыка) — в порядке популярности:

A jazz chord

What do you call a musician without a significant other?

Better than Sex

A secretary...

Grave music

How can you tell a drummer's at the door?

Why are girls like pianos?

What is the difference between an orchestra and a bull??

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?

A certain young lady named Rowell...

Last Request

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?

Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend...

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?

I wrote it!

Proffessional Terms II

Dictionary of Musical Terms

What's the first problem the MJ's child will have in life?

What's a accordion good for?

What's Britney Spears' next career goal?

Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting...

Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?

Proctology findings

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle...

What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?

So the new conductor addresses the orchestra...

What do you call a guy who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't?

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers...

What's the least-used sentence in the English language?

What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?