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...And I will do anything for love.

This male prostitute contracted leprosy...

Our bright childhood...

Uh-Oh!!

Condom Modelling Rejection

A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land...

Father of my children

In jail...

Little Mermaid

A game of golf

Holiday accomodations

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

Broken leg

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts...

This male prostitute contracted syphilis...

What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?

Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...

A cowboy walked into a barber shop...

Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...

Two ears burned

This man goes into the doctor with his...

A young girl sees her father in the shower...

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach...

Orgasmic Problems

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What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?

A man enters a barber shop for a shave...

A little girl was walking along a beach in California...

Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...

Paying bills

What's a transvestite?

A man says to his wife...

The definition of a phallic symbol

This guy walks in to a bathroom...

How did Captain Hook die?

I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...

OUCH!

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...

A dentis appointment

It finally dawned

Mirror, mirror

Edward walks out of a bar ...

A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...

The third wish

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...

Think quality

St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven...