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More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here????s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: HARDWORK 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% KNOWLEDGE 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, ATTITUDE 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, BULLSH*T 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you: ASS???–KISSING 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = a whopping 118%!!!! So one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will get you there, Bullsh*t and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!
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