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Mr. Schneider stood up in court...

Mr. Schneider stood up in court. "As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money."

Glaring down at him, the judge replied, "He's not. I am. You do."

Категория: Lawers and Legal (Юристы и адвокаты); Relationships (Отношения)

• A guy in a bar
• The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
• What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
• A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
• A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...

• WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
• A clever court case
• A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...
• What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
• What did the lawyer name his daughter?