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Lawers and Legal (Юристы и адвокаты) — в порядке популярности:

WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.

A clever court case

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

Where lawers come from

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve...

Honesty is the best policy

Divorce decision

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...

I am looking for a job as a consultant...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...

A wise choice

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...

An older woman was in the pastoral study...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...

A tough case was being argued in court...

A priest and a lawyer are walking down...

A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...

How are lawyers like sperm?

A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...

On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...

A lawyer named Strange died...

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

A local United Way office realized that...

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

Marrying and divorcing in Heaven

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...

The dog and the butcher

A guy in a bar

What is the worst thing about our justice system?

Where am I, Cathy?

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Mr. Schneider stood up in court...

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?

A precise location