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Lawers and Legal (Юристы и адвокаты) — в порядке популярности:

WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.

A clever court case

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Divorce decision

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve...

Where lawers come from

Honesty is the best policy

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I am looking for a job as a consultant...

A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...

An older woman was in the pastoral study...

Mr. Schneider stood up in court...

A wise choice

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...

A priest and a lawyer are walking down...

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...

A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...

A tough case was being argued in court...

How are lawyers like sperm?

A lawyer named Strange died...

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...

Where am I, Cathy?

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...

On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

A technical bastard

Marrying and divorcing in Heaven

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...

A precise location

What is the worst thing about our justice system?

An old man was critically ill...

A local United Way office realized that...

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?

The dog and the butcher