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What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses in the distance? Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance? "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

Категория: Animal World (Животный мир)

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• Why does a cow wear a bell?
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• Excerpts from the rural life

• A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
• There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
• This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
• A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
• A veterinarian surgeon...