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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...

This is what should happen to ALL CATS!

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Elephants IX

How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style

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A horse and a rabbit

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Perfect customer

Dog washing

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...

Man and wife at the zoo

How do you make a cat drink?

The essential difference

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Pray hard

Footless Parrot

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Two neighbors had been fighting each other...

A robber was robbing a house...

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

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How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...

Hungry Snake

An irresolvable problem

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A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

This man goes into the doctor with his...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...

A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...

A fair warning

A miserable rooster

What is grey and comes in quarts?

A duck walks into a general store...

The best book on elephants

fucking bear

Why does a dog lick his balls?