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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...

This is what should happen to ALL CATS!

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A horse and a rabbit

Elephants IX

Man and wife at the zoo

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Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?

Dog washing

Footless Parrot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...

A robber was robbing a house...

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...

How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...

Hungry Snake

Why does a dog lick his balls?

This man goes into the doctor with his...

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

An irresolvable problem

How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...

A miserable rooster

Perfect customer

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...

fucking bear

The essential difference

A duck walks into a general store...

The best book on elephants

A woman was thinking about finding a pet...

Pray hard

A fair warning

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...




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