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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...

This is what should happen to ALL CATS!

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...

A veterinarian surgeon...

A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?

Two neighbors had been fighting each other...

A little girl was out with her Grandmother...

A horse and a rabbit

A man in a state of excessive inebriation...

Man and wife at the zoo

A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?

How do you make a cat drink?

Elephants IX

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?

Dog washing

Footless Parrot

A robber was robbing a house...

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...

Hungry Snake

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...

How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

Why does a dog lick his balls?

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

This man goes into the doctor with his...

An irresolvable problem

How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style

Perfect customer

A miserable rooster

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...

The best book on elephants

The essential difference

A duck walks into a general store...

fucking bear

A woman was thinking about finding a pet...

Pray hard

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

A fair warning




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