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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

Footless Parrot

Dog washing

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A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...

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This man goes into the doctor with his...

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How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

Hungry Snake

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...

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An irresolvable problem

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A miserable rooster

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...

The essential difference

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A duck walks into a general store...

A woman was thinking about finding a pet...

fucking bear

Pray hard

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...

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