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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...

This is what should happen to ALL CATS!

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Elephants IX

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How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style

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A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...

How do you make a cat drink?

Man and wife at the zoo

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

Dog washing

Footless Parrot

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?

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A robber was robbing a house...

Hungry Snake

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

An irresolvable problem

How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

What is grey and comes in quarts?

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

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This man goes into the doctor with his...

The essential difference

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

Why does a dog lick his balls?

fucking bear

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What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

A miserable rooster

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A fair warning

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Pray hard




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