Шутки

Animal World (Животный мир) — в порядке популярности:

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...

This is what should happen to ALL CATS!

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...

A veterinarian surgeon...

Elephants IX

How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style

A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...

A man in a state of excessive inebriation...

Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?

A horse and a rabbit

A little girl was out with her Grandmother...

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...

Perfect customer

How do you make a cat drink?

Two neighbors had been fighting each other...

A woman was thinking about finding a pet...

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?

Man and wife at the zoo

Dog washing

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Pray hard

A robber was robbing a house...

Hungry Snake

Footless Parrot

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?

How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

An irresolvable problem

A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...

The essential difference

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

What is grey and comes in quarts?

This man goes into the doctor with his...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

A duck walks into a general store...

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...

A fair warning

A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...

Why does a dog lick his balls?

fucking bear

The best book on elephants

A miserable rooster