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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...

This is what should happen to ALL CATS!

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Elephants IX

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...

How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style

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Perfect customer

Man and wife at the zoo

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

How do you make a cat drink?

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Dog washing

Footless Parrot

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A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Hungry Snake

A robber was robbing a house...

How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

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Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

An irresolvable problem

Why does a dog lick his balls?

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...

This man goes into the doctor with his...

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...

What is grey and comes in quarts?

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...

The essential difference

A duck walks into a general store...

A miserable rooster

fucking bear

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A fair warning

A woman was thinking about finding a pet...

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