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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

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A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...

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Footless Parrot

Dog washing

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...

How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style

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Hungry Snake

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What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

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A miserable rooster

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The essential difference

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One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...




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