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There was a young Scotsman called Andy...

There was a young Scotsman called Andy, Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy. He lifted his kilt, To wipe up what he spilt, And the barmaid said, "Blimey! That's handy!"

Категория: Drunks (Пьяные)

• A real calamity
• 5 drinks
• There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk...
• Drinking problem
• An old drunk stumbles into a confessional...

• Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
• Out All Night Drinking
• One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
• A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
• Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's...