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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Damn", says the ant, "one night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

Категория: Animal World (Животный мир)

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