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Lawers and Legal (Юристы и адвокаты) — в порядке популярности:

A guy in a bar

What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The first client

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Trial Of The Century

Did you kill the victim?

An airliner was having engine trouble...

45 or 82?

A man walks into a friend and sees...

The way he died

That was an insult

Guilty

A guy walks into a post office...

A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...

Being under oath

What do you call an honest lawyer?

At night court, a man was brought in and set...

Best advice possible

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Guilty as sin

Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?

Too good to be true

Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?

A man walked into a lawyer's office and...

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?

Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?

What is the proper weight for an attorney?

Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch...

If two lawyers were drowning...

A really cold morning

The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking

Two attorneys went into a diner...