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What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A guy in a bar

The first client

Trial Of The Century

The way he died

An airliner was having engine trouble...

45 or 82?

A man walks into a friend and sees...

That was an insult

Did you kill the victim?

Guilty

Best advice possible

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

A guy walks into a post office...

At night court, a man was brought in and set...

A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...

Being under oath

What do you call an honest lawyer?

Guilty as sin

Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?

Too good to be true

Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?

Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?

A man walked into a lawyer's office and...

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch...

Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?

The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking

What is the proper weight for an attorney?

A really cold morning

If two lawyers were drowning...

Two attorneys went into a diner...