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Lawers and Legal (Юристы и адвокаты) — в порядке популярности:

WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.

A clever court case

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve...

Divorce decision

Where lawers come from

Honesty is the best policy

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...

I am looking for a job as a consultant...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...

A wise choice

An older woman was in the pastoral study...

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...

A priest and a lawyer are walking down...

On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...

Mr. Schneider stood up in court...

A tough case was being argued in court...

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...

A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...

How are lawyers like sperm?

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...

A lawyer named Strange died...

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

Marrying and divorcing in Heaven

A local United Way office realized that...

A technical bastard

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...

What is the worst thing about our justice system?

A guy in a bar

Where am I, Cathy?

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

The dog and the butcher

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...