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Lawers and Legal (Юристы и адвокаты) — в порядке популярности:

WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.

A clever court case

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...

Where lawers come from

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve...

Honesty is the best policy

Divorce decision

An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...

I am looking for a job as a consultant...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...

A wise choice

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...

An older woman was in the pastoral study...

A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...

Staring down from the bench to announce the terms...

A tough case was being argued in court...

A priest and a lawyer are walking down...

A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...

The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...

A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...

How are lawyers like sperm?

A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...

On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...

A lawyer named Strange died...

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

A local United Way office realized that...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...

Marrying and divorcing in Heaven

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...

The dog and the butcher

A guy in a bar

What is the worst thing about our justice system?

What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

Where am I, Cathy?

Mr. Schneider stood up in court...

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...

What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?

A precise location