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if at first you dont succeed...

Honeymoon II

Nothing changed

A present for the anniversary

A little girl and a little boy were at day care...

Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town...

Bad news

Merry...ied talk

Do you know why single women cannot fart?

Two guys were discussing popular family trends...

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis...

The American in Hong Kong...

One of two reasons

Two mates are having a chat over a beer...

What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?

You're not going to believe this!

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife...

Trust thy friend...

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see...

She: Do you think of me when...

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession...

A guy was driving home one evening...

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother...

Silent treatment

Good News, Bad News, Worse News V

A different father

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American...

Falling down

Really torrid honeymoon

Man goes to see the Rabbi...

A henpecked husband...

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A Jewish Mother

A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar...

Jealousy

Not this time

For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake...

What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?

Old farmer Johnson was dying...

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

Love stronger than death

A fair warning

Barry took a girl out on her first date...

Two afroamericans

Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today...

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Honeymooned!

God made a man and then rested...

A man called the undertaker one afternoon...

Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?