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She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?

The room was full of pregnant ladies...

What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for...

Six stages of married life

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII

Punctuation marks

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...

A man took his wife to the doctors...

What dreams mean

An affair with the horse

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...

On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...

Miles Dobson was away from home on business...

I had it all

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...

A pregnant woman is about to give birth...

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News III

On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...

Some explaining...

Keeping their marriage together

What would you do if I won the lottery?

Indicator

Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...

Inseparable

Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...

Olympic condoms

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...

Perfectly healthy

Daddy, where did I come from?

All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...

Following a bitter divorce...

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...

Hair on my chest

Who am I?

Brand new

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...

On inheritance

What Trip?

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

A man was complaining to a friend...

Who exactly are we kidding?

Job well done

Some of the myths about marriage...

Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu...

For their 25th wedding anniversary...