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What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?

A promise to keep

If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you...

Perfectly healthy

A man calls his family doctor...

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right...

A young couple decided to wed...

A bloke came home and found his missus in bed...

A pregnant woman is about to give birth...

Indicator

Inseparable

A Change Of Vows

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday...

An affair with the horse

Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII

Some explaining...

Olympic condoms

Six stages of married life

Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said...

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...

On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks...

An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb...

Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day...

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office...

Following a bitter divorce...

A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise...

What would you do if I won the lottery?

Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game...

Good News, Bad News, Worse News III

On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob...

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car...

A man took his wife to the doctors...

A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream...

Keeping their marriage together

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite...

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

What Trip?

Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks...

Who am I?

Daddy, where did I come from?

Will the father be present during the birth?

Some of the myths about marriage...

A man was complaining to a friend...

All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband...

Who exactly are we kidding?

Job well done

On inheritance

Two story house

A sad mourner