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Doctor's compliment

A lady came to see a doctor because of sharp pain in her stomack. After examining his patient doctor gave out the diagnosis:
- Madam, you have acute appendicitis.
- Thank you, Doctor, but I came to be treated not admired.

Категория: Medicine (Медицина)

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