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Everybody's doing it

This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water. "That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the pool manager. "Everybody does it, you know." "That may be so," came the reply, "but usually not from the diving board."

Категория: Situations (Ситуации)

• A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other...
• Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner...
• Make my own bed
• The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum...
• A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top...

• An unfortunate coincidence
• It's dark in here
• During WW II an American soldier...
• ...And I will do anything for love.
• One day a lady went to the doctors office