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For all animal lovers out there

For all animal lovers out there:

How do you make a cat go 'woof'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.

and...

How do you make a dog go 'miaow'? Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw...

Категория: Animal World (Животный мир)

• A miserable rooster
• A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
• One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...
• A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
• Elephants VII

• A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
• There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...
• This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
• A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
• A veterinarian surgeon...