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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...

This is what should happen to ALL CATS!

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...

A veterinarian surgeon...

Elephants IX

How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style

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A man in a state of excessive inebriation...

A horse and a rabbit

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A little girl was out with her Grandmother...

Dog washing

Perfect customer

Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't...

Man and wife at the zoo

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...

How do you make a cat drink?

The essential difference

Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?

Pray hard

Two neighbors had been fighting each other...

Footless Parrot

A woman was thinking about finding a pet...

A robber was robbing a house...

Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Why do elephants have 4 feet?

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...

Hungry Snake

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...

An irresolvable problem

A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...

A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...

What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?

This man goes into the doctor with his...

My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...

A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...

The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...

A fair warning

A duck walks into a general store...

The best book on elephants

What is grey and comes in quarts?

A miserable rooster

fucking bear

Why does a dog lick his balls?