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Got a second?

God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?" God answered, "Son, a million years to me is like a second to you." So the man asks, "God how much is a million dollars to you?" And God answered, "Son a million dollars to me is like one penny to you." So the man asks, "God, can I have one of your pennies?" And God answers, "Just a second son."

Категория: Religion and Church (Религия и церковь)

• Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck...
• The absolved
• What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
• A pious man who had reached the age of 105...
• Change my mind

• Heavenly golf
• An unfortunate coincidence
• A theological debate
• Wear your collar backwards
• Three couples wanted to join a church...