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Heaven and smoking

Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

Категория: Religion and Church (Религия и церковь)

• The three wise men are out for a stroll when...
• A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
• A man was leaving church one day...
• Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when...
• A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...

• Heavenly golf
• An unfortunate coincidence
• A theological debate
• Wear your collar backwards
• Three couples wanted to join a church...